Holy crap pornstache is giant



some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

I’m done with all the available jobs at work and now I’m getting paid to late night blog wtf. 6 more hours of doing whatever the fuck I want unless an automated job comes in jeez.


Rei’s got 99 problems and all of them are because of Nagisa

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance